Toilet Humor

Mommy: "Ella, do you have to go #1 or #2?"
Ella: "I have to go #3."

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I'm carrying Ella into the grocery store...
Mommy: "We have to hurry, Ella. Mommy needs to go to the bathroom."
Ella: "Hurry, Mommy! You can make! Try not to poop on the floor!"

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As I'm brushing Ella's teeth this morning...
Mommy: "Pew. Your breath stinks."
Ella: Delighted, smiles with glee and exclaims, "Just like Harriet!" (Our 12-year old Yorkie with rotten teeth and rotten breath to match).